Not Me! Monday

Another Monday and another round of things I So did NOT do...

I am not wearing work out clothes to take Landen to pre-school just to have the "work out" look because I'm to lazy and busy to actually get ready. No, not me I would only wear workout clothes when I work out. HA! I did not just tell people excuse the way I look I just got back from working out!

I did not consider giving Landen a dose of Faith's Tylenol with codeine in hopes it would make him really sleepy.

I did not let Landen leave black marker on all his finger nails and go to pre-school looking gothic just because I was too busy to get it off.

I did not get so excited at Austin's playoff game on Saturday that I really almost did a toe touch, spirit fingers and a high kick. LOL but then again my mom did not just almost do one right next to me:)


I did not just spend all week trying to lose the rest of this baby weight just to shove a dozen cookies down my throat last night and gain it all back.

I did not find a hair sink in someones trash last night when I took the kids for a walk then try to pick it up and load it in the stroller. No, not me then I would have to carry Farrah most of the way home. No, I wouldn't be that stupid. Nope, not me I never find things I like in people's trash then embarrass my children while carting it down the street back home.




Now, don't forget to check out MckMama's blog to join in on the fun. Her Not Me Monday post today was hilarious!

Thanks to all my new readers hopping over from MckMama's and to all my faithful Followers!! May you have a great Monday!