Ok, I was never a size 2 but I do miss my normal clothes. I've about had it.
Stupid maternity jeans, get out of my life! I am so sick of you! To be quite honestly our relationship has gone on far too long. It is not that you are not stylish in your own special way or that you don't offer great comfort to my huge growing belly and extremely huge butt but lets be honest I just don't want to need you anymore, go away! And when you leave, please take all the pounds I've gained with you so that I can slip back into the jeans that miss me so dearly. :(
Someday I will see you again