Wednesday, September 10, 2008

You Might Be!

I saw this shout-out to Jeff Foxworthy on a friends blog(

You Might Be A Redneck Mother If:

If you've ever changed one of your baby's diapers on your kitchen counter.

If you bathe your kids in the evening and then dress them in their clothes for the next day and put them to bed--you know, so that getting out of the house in the morning goes more smoothly.

If people give you sympathy looks all the time whenever you go out, alone, with all your kids.

If people ask you if you run an in-home daycare.

If you hear, "Wow, you've really got your hands full, don't you?" at least 7 times a day.

If you can accurately refer to more than one of your children as "your baby."

If, when asked on a questionairre to list the number of children in your household, you consider rounding the number in order to simplify things.

If your heart is as full of love as your hands are of dirty laundry

I think I might be a redneck after all


Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL Great post!

Sarah said...

heh heh! I think I am a redneck mother too ... yikes!!