I'm sitting here sipping my coffee and eating some scrambled eggs in my pj's. (Because my
Do I have them trained or do I have them trained? ha!
I'm telling you homeschool has more advantages than you think!
I am writing a letter of apology to the Director of Sales who's office is right next door to our room!
Dear Director of Sales,
I am sorry for the yelling you hear all day. Yes, I can switch off my tone of voice very fast. (yelling) KIDS BE QUIET AND DO YOUR WORK....(sweet voice) "oh thank you for the extra towels!"
I am sorry for the over flowing toilet last week when my daughter decided to flush over 10 pairs of socks down the toilet. I am also sorry for the hole in the couch the dog chewed.
Oh, I really do apologise for my 4yr old son hiding behind the curtain with his bare butt smashed up against the window. I couldn't find him and didn't realize he was mooning people outside.
Please tell the other guest we are very sorry.
The constant banging against the walls may sound like I'm beating my kids but it's just them jumping on the bed. (What can I say,they miss their trampoline) The loud music you hear is just my praise music trying to drowned out the kids crying. Also thank you for helping my son get my coffee the other day when he spilled it all over himself and the lobby carpet. He's fine now I had him run down to the local market and get burn cream. I couldn't go down with him, I was blogging.
It's so nice of you to be arranging a go away party for us. Or maybe it's a party for all of you because we are finally leaving!
Checking my email.... (this is real)
from the Director of sales here at the Hotel
As for you and your babies I chuckle sometimes but not to worry I used to have my own childcare so I am used to the sound. We will miss your sweet family. I have to say though I do say a prayer for you everyday!
She's a very busy women she runs 3 hotels here on this street and for her to find time to pray for me everyday must mean I sound like I really need it! LOL(or maybe that isn't so funny)
Do I have them trained or do I have them trained?